"Glue" by sapoots.
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FUCKKKKKKK...I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GLUE??? My first day on this DAMN JOB and I'm already STUCK. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THIS WAS GLUE??? Oh...I guess it says it on the container. Welp, surely I can get the glue off my hands if I pull hard enough. WHY DID I GRAB THE 800 POUND BRICK OF ALL THINGS? CAN I DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE? NOW EVERYBODY IS STANDING AROUND WATCHING ME BE AN IDIOT. DO THEY NOT KNOW MY HANDS ARE STUCK? No, I got this. I'll show these punks how it's done. 
 
he did not, in fact, show them how it was done.
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